How To Survive An Autopsy

"As fat as Santa is - how come he insists on entering through the chimney?""Old age catches up to most of us. The other day I saw Superman doing a commercial for Miracle-Ear.""Celery is the only food you can eat and floss with at the same time.""I'm all for prison reform. I just don't want somebody on death row getting more channels than me.""My old car is so unsafe to drive - the navigation lady took out extra insurance.""Jeff Bezos' house is so huge - it has its own weather." "Gasoline is so expensive - I saw a getaway driver pushing his car."These plus many other burning issues and observations are included in this strange yet thought-provoking book.