Suicide Squirrels

Have you ever seen a squirrel or other animal dart into the roadway directly into the path of an oncoming car? Did you stop to ask yourself what in the world might have motivated that seemingly sweet, docile squirrel to become a suicidal maniac and plan such a brazen kamikaze assault on unsuspecting motorists? Groundbreaking psychological research and fanciful imagination combine in the quest for answers to this baffling mystery, which may provide the key to saving the lives of countless animals, and possibly yours. If only we can tap into the minds of these devious suicide squirrels.