I want to be kissed while I'm being screwed

If, like I do, you have looked at the back cover before opening this story, here's a swift insight of what's in store... The title emanates from my desire to be treated with courtesy and attention when I'm spending my hard earned heavily taxed money! The book is a minuscule snapshot of my life, some of those l've known and a few events that shaped me and or made me laugh. I'm an enormously lucky chap. There is little I desire that I don't have. A wonderful family, the best friends, men and women (yep there's only two types in the real world!) I could possibly ask for and close allies within my business who have become great friends.