Letters to Never Send Santa
Confessions, Complaints, and Outlandish Requests from the Files of St. Nick
(Author) David GriswoldSanta shares some of the funniest (and oddest) letters he's received from children this year! Perhaps not letters that should ever have been sent, this collection of poems is what leads Santa to wonder if kids (and some grown-ups too) these days actually want a permanent spot on his naughty kid list. So Santa decided to publish a collection of these letters - this volume of The Santa Files. For example: PLEASE READ MY LIST Though I hate to confess it I just have to address it: You don't get me the things that I ask. Far too often my box Is filled with new socks Mr. Kringle--I gave you one task! So I'm giving you notice In the hopes that you'll focus And deliver the things that you've missed. If you really do care Please--no underwear. Just get me the things on my list! Seasons greetings, Pallavi