The Mammoth Book of New Comic Quotes
Over 3,500 modern gems of wit and wisdom from TV, films and stand-up
(Author) Geoff TibballsWith over 3,500 entries, arranged by topic, fully indexed and up-to-date for the twenty-first century, here is a bumper new collection of witticisms and wisecracks. If you're looking for a quick quip to get the crowd on your side, struggling to put the finishing touches to a wedding speech or just want to cheer yourself and your mates up, this marvellous mammoth book provides all you'll ever need. Entries range from insults, put-downs, gags and one-liners to homespun philosophy, witty proverbs, movie quotes and graffiti. Among the contributors featured are Ricky Gervais, Sir Terry Pratchett, Tina Fey, Milton Jones, Russell Brand, Bill Bryson, Armando Iannucci, Stephen Fry, Jeremy Clarkson, Larry David, Grayson Perry, Germaine Greer, Will Ferrell and many more. Never be stuck for a good line again! 'Al Gore met with Donald Trump to discuss climate change. To try to explain it in terms Trump would understand, Gore said, "The planet is getting hotter than your daughter Ivanka."' Conan O'Brien 'The only time it's cool to yell, "I have diarrhoea!" is when you're playing Scrabble.' Zach Galifianakis
Geoff Tibballs
Geoff Tibballs is a British author known for his work in the field of trivia and reference books. He has written numerous titles on a wide range of topics, including history, pop culture, and general knowledge. Tibballs is known for his engaging writing style, which combines humor and interesting facts to create entertaining and informative books. His most famous work is "The Mammoth Book of Weird and Wonderful Facts," which has become a bestseller and a must-have for trivia enthusiasts. Tibballs' contributions to literature have helped popularize the genre of trivia books and have made him a respected figure in the field.
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